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I joined the fire department about a year ago. I was working a shitty job and fed up with it. My best friend was working at the fire department and loving it. I’m not sure I would want to do it in a big city. It sure isn’t all fun and games, but out here we don’t have multi-story buildings, or industrial parks full of hazardous chemicals. The tallest building we have is a 5 story Holiday Inn near the interstate. So it’s not that dangerous and about once a month, the whole station finds an excuse to get together for morale building, or whatever.
My friend invited me to a Super Bowl party. We got lucky and there weren’t any calls, just 20, or so guys hanging out, watching the game, getting rowdy. I felt like I was back at the frathouse in college, except that some of the guys drew straws to stay sober, just in case there was a real emergency. The next day I was registering for Fire Fighter training. One and done, and I was a smoke eater.
We do work. We occasionally take risks. It’s not easy seeing some family’s house burn down. At least we’re there to help, though, as much as we can. Just a public service announcement: keep a fire extinguisher in your kitchen! More than anything we do the stereotypical cat in tree jobs. A few days ago a brat got his head caught between the bannisters at the top of his parents stairs. The dad was livid when we cut him out. I mean really, teach your kid some common sense! Don’t eat yellow snow, or stick your head through a fence.
The best calls though are what we call “Lonely House Wife Visits.” That is a dirty little Fire Department secret but “What happens in the firehouse stays in the firehouse.” To be fair, some of these are women with legitimate fears and occasionally there is actually a problem. Then there are the women left alone at night, something happens, their imagination runs wild, and they are freaked out. More often than you would believe though, we get met at the door by a MILF in a negligee. Yeah, that only happens on Pornhub, but I swear it’s no lie… (read more in FunSizeBoys on Carnal+…)








